MackJallers

monero

SimpleX bot for paying lightning invoices with xmr.

You dont know the dread of opening my monero wallet that i havent opened in weeks when I am away from my node and seeing a phat amount blocks i need to wait to sink.
There are no mental gymnastics i can jump through. 
life is pain.
But my bitcoin lightning wallet is there and ready. One touch and its there.

https://smp6.simplex.im/a#cYahsTZpcjareWnTq0-qhK_vw653_1XNh2IeS5JZdTc

Connect to my simplex bot to pay a lightning invoice with monero.

@MackJallers's bio

Hello. From a couple years ago i made an experiment called: shadowstrike. It was a tor onion site where you can pay lightning invoices with monero zero conf.

The main premise was I fucking hate waiting but love privacy.

 I am rerunning the experiment but this time with a better lightning node and better code (AI coding got a lot better)  

My bot can see where your payments go because that is how it works to pay it and it sees simplex account so use incognito account. 


Try it out and let me know what you think. You can near instantly load up your cake lightning wallet up to 50 dollars zero conf.

min payment is 1000 sats. zero conf monero up to 50 dollars. 

I am thinking I can push it up to 200 dollars zero conf in the future.