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In the US there is a frequent sign displayed in front of houses.

https://stasher.news/uploads/1095

What would be a funny sign to replace it with without the owner knowing? It can be just outright ridiculous or it can be a near opposite of the beliefs stated in the initial sign. Bonus points for something ridiculous, but incognito that way the owner doesn't detect the switch.

Winner decided by uptips.

Decided 1 week from now.


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Please generate an actual sign versus a text submission
Sign generator link:
https://zachmu.github.io/yardsign/

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This is retarded in the best possible way. I almost had a stroke reading this.

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Bonus points for something ridiculous

retarded is the correct way to spell ridiculous. i'm a retard. i have nothing to lose and being retarded is the point.

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Retards live happy lives. It's all those thinkin men who sit all day being sad

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ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

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Someone get that pussycat to stop horsin' around!

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you'll have to escort me. and you'll need to use handcuffs.

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"He paid his horny bail and now he is released until horny trial. Critics say this is selective prosecution since the Monero Gif and Hottest Monero girl posts were essentially the horny Olympics and participants there did not receive similar punishment."

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I think this is just a sentence broken up instead of a list of principals. Also, not sure "all others can be slaves" is true. Freemen were always a class and they weren't subjected to slavery outside of capture in war if I remember correctly.

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So they were subject to slavery then.

But yes, I made a sentence of each pair of lines. I like this actually. Might make a sign of it and put it in the yard. Neighbors would hate it. I need to work with it a bit though. I'm not sold on the word "noble".

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So they were subject to slavery then.

Not at the "command of a noble". This is intentional misunderstanding. Rare conditional enslavement is not the same as at the discretion of the class of nobles. Under your standard of taking an extremely rare scenario and using it to form a generalization, nobles are also subject to enslavement. It also misunderstands the power balance of ancient societies to say that everyone was ruled by a benevolent class of nobles that had absolute power. This wasn't the case. Nobles could and would be checked by freemen if they didn't follow the established customs of rule or were too harmful to their people. Similar to the way nobles would rebel against and overthrow kings. Pre-christian and pre-democratic societies weren't more free compared to modern societies because they had benevolent rulers with unlimited power, they were more free because there were checks against each institution of power which was far more distributed than the systems we have today.

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I'm not intentionally misunderstanding. I think you and I are looking at this from entirely different angles. I agree, generally, with everything you wrote here.

My assertion is not that there was ever a class of benevolent rulers. Nor that there should or could be a hereditary class of men who are granted freedom at everyone else's expense.

Instead, I'd say that there is no right to freedom in any domain for any man unless he can defend it. There are no rights but those you take. If rights are granted, they aren't rights, they are just permission. Historically, there have been men who, through bonding together with other disciplined and capable men, have had sufficient strength to take their own freedom and defend it from aggressors. These I labeled "nobles". Everyone else can be enslaved, not because morality says so, but because they can't stop it from happening if/when aggressors come to enslave.

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I would add that, generally, these nobles would establish some hierarchical order that benefits themselves by also enabling lower classes some freedom from the "war of all against all" and thereby winning their allegiance and support. This order is the foundation of western civ. But I don't think civilization for all was ever their goal. It was just the natural outcome of strong men banding together to secure their freedom.

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Instead, I'd say that there is no right to freedom in any domain for any man unless he can defend it. There are no rights but those you take. If rights are granted, they aren't rights, they are just permission. Historically, there have been men who, through bonding together with other disciplined and capable men, have had sufficient strength to take their own freedom and defend it from aggressors. These I labeled "nobles". Everyone else can be enslaved, not because morality says so, but because they can't stop it from happening if/when aggressors come to enslave.

Yeah, I agree. My criticism is the sentiment or connotations that your message in the sign conveys. "Everybody is eligible for slavery except nobles, determined by nobles" does not remotely sound like what you and I have discussed previously. An observer without context would likely be off put even if he would agree with your messaging if given a chance for further discussion. If we want to recruit action takers to our side we have to have quality messaging that doesn't stop them before they start investigating.

I would add that, generally, these nobles would establish some hierarchical order that benefits themselves by also enabling lower classes some freedom from the "war of all against all" and thereby winning their allegiance and support. This order is the foundation of western civ.

Agreed. Any system of hierarchy has to establish a two way benefit for it to be a sustainable system in the long run.

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An observer without context would likely be off put even if he would agree with your messaging if given a chance for further discussion. If we want to recruit action takers to our side we have to have quality messaging that doesn't stop them before they start investigating.

Very true. I should work on that.

https://stasher.news/uploads/1108

Oh, I forgot it was supposed to be funny...

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It would still piss off the person whose sign you replaced so it's fair game in my book.

I like the values too.

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Thanks ^^

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Should have changed the second line to "women stashers are human stashers".

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Thank you. I think it would piss off the sign owner to a great extent. I think it would be funny if there was a movement spawned off of this that just replaced people's signs and virtue signaling stickers with parody ones. Not saying that's what I want (I think I'm legally obligated to say that).

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Privacy edition. Even the lawn is private.

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I KNEW THAT PRINTER WAS LYING!

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Black matter matters.

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oh i just realized its dark matter not black matter
facepalm

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Well, black is dark. I also didn't notice and correct it.

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@Alaskanon you got a submission idea? This seems up your alley based off of your Monerotopia rants.

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In this house we have existential crises

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Blue lives matter had me fucked up until I remembered the context that it's to fuck with the sign owner. Bonus points for trolling the troll.

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alright i got a free reply so this is a play on the "love is love" thing. i also love countering with "grass is grass" lmao

https://stasher.news/uploads/1116

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This is pretty hilarious actually.

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Not really a parody, but I like the values.

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haha classsssssic me....did i read it all...nope...hey...whoops

In this house we believe:
No lives matter
woman are not humans
subhumans are illegal
Darwin was right
logic is logic
fuck your feelings

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woman are not humans
subhumans are illegal

I love how the internet is so extreme and angry right now that I post something I think is pretty out there and then someone comes and one ups me. Fucking hilarious.

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