the laptop you should purchase with monero through a reshipper and delivered to a p.o. box registered to a false identity in a city you don't live in. Thats how you take it to the next level on the paranoia pyramid scale

goliath

Here's a recipe. You can get really autistic about this, this one is somewhat toned down. Others can improve upon it if they wish:

Buy laptop with coreboot, never been online before, fresh identity

ensure a secure linux system is flashed on it, keep it up to date.

do not connect to your own residential internet

Buy VPN without KYC, pick one with no email, no logging policy, or use a decentralized vpn

VPN killswitch on laptop, auto connect on startup

Register email address on anonymous connection (will need for next steps)

Buy domain without KYC (several options on monerica)

publish your hello kitty website in total peace

Do not use the laptop for anything else ever.

monero

Private Untraceable Website?

alright fine
Here's a recipe. You can get really autistic about this, this one is somewhat toned down. Others can improve upon it if they wish:

>Buy laptop with coreboot, never been online before, fresh identity
>ensure a secure linux system is flashed on it, keep it up to date. 
>do not connect to your own residential internet
>Buy VPN without KYC, pick one with no email, no logging policy, or use a decentralized vpn
>VPN killswitch on laptop, auto connect on startup
>Hop on VPN first then Tor, 
>Register email address on anonymous connection (will need for next steps)
>Buy domain without KYC (several options on monerica)
>Buy VPS without KYC
>publish your hello kitty website in total peace

Do not use the laptop for anything else ever.